Would I Or Wouldn't I?

[rahnekat]

I've been considering coming up with my own layout for LiveJournal, but that would require more effort than I feel like using at the moment. I thought a good way to at least get started in that direction would be to actually update on occasion. With that in mind, I bring you the Shag List.


First, the rules:
A) Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
C) Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
E) ADD ONE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END

Now, the list:
1. Stephen Dorff (if only for Blade)
2. Wesley Snipes (if only for To Wong Foo)
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen (can't get over the Travesty that was Star Wars)
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek (just seems too big brotherly to me)
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott (He's no Bo!)
10. The Rock (Semper Fi, motherfucker.)
11. Brendan Fraser (Gods and Monsters. 'Nuff said.)
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah (He had me at "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.")
14. Hugh Grant (I don't know if I want to follow in a hooker's footsteps. Or Elizabeth Hurley's.)
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban (Super Tool! *snigger*)
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden (Too annoying as Scott.)
28. Shawn Ashmore (Has an identical twin brother. Yowza!)
29. Hugh Jackman (God yes.)
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen (I like my men manly.)
33. Elijah Wood (He looks too much like he did as a kid. Its just creepy.)
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina (See Frida. Go. Now.)
37. Harrison Ford (He used to be a definite, but now he looks like someones grandpa.)
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend (You ruined Dorian Gray!)
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor (Bold, double bold, triple bold... You get the idea.)
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Yes!)
44. Christian Bale (God, yes!)
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell (I'd be afraid of catching something.)
47. Ben Affleck (I like him when he does Kevin Smith movies. Anything else, no.)
48. Josh Harnett (I'd possibly have to be drunk.)
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thorton (Even if I were interested, who wants to compete with Angelina?)
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze (Dirty Dancing = good. Dirty Dancing 2 = not good.)
54. Keanu Reeves (He had me at "Woah." [Didn't I already do the Jerry Maguire reference?])
55. Gary Oldman (Lt. Gordon!)
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi (Extremely cool, but I don't think I could.)
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan (Used to be a yes. Just got tired of him.)
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law (Even if he ain't the best guy ever.)
64. Matt Damon (Matt Damon!)
65. Clive Owen (Sin City)
66. Ryan Phillippe (Sebastian in Cruel Intentions is on my list of hottest characters ever.)
67. Benicio Del Toro (I'd consider a lot of people just because of Sin City.)
68. Johnny Depp (Because I have eyes.)
69. Orlando Bloom (I also like my men feminine.)
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt (Visions of Fight Club are dancing in my head.)
73. George Clooney (He just gets hotter every year.)
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton (Back to Fight Club love.)
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson (And also his brother Luke. Yummy.)
79. Vince Vaughn (He's so funny, I'd have to.)
80. Joaquin Phoenix (Although if I watch Gladiator again, it'll probably change to a definite.)
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany (Lucky Jennifer Connolly.)
84. Heath Ledger (Even if he is blonde.)
85. Mel Gibson (South Park)
86. Jason Isaacs (There is no way to express how much of a yes Jason Isaacs is.)
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas (Dancing, singing, and the accent. I'm killed dead.)
91. Tom Cruise (You'd think there would be enough crazy on the list with Mel Gibson.)
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe (He is rather pretty.)
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming (So many reasons to say yes.)
104. Josh Groban (Nooooooooo!)
105. Sean Biggerstaff (Mostly because he's Scottish. I do so love Scottish accents.)
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler (Three story bogie!)
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter (If only he were five years older.)
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy (Ph34r the cheekbones!)
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain (My fave Superman.)
120. James Marsters (Even if he is a blood traitor.)
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino (Cool dude, but no.)
125. Jim Caviezel (Just so I could make Jesus jokes.)
126. Josh Holloway
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey (Southern boys annoy me.)
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring.
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling (I do like male models, even if they're former ones.)
134. Sean Maher (He looks all classy, then off comes the shirt, and hello! muscles.)
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter (I'm anti-Yankees.)
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum (Anyone who knows me wouldn't need to ask. There'd probably be eye-rolling, too.)
148. Jensen Ackles (Supernatural Jensen though, not Smallville Jensen.)
149. William Fichtner
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young
152. Francis Capra
153. Ryan Hansen
154. Robert Pattinson
155. Kyle Gallner
156. Jon Foster
157. Gale Harold (Gale is my god!)
158. Randy Harrison (Has a fantastic ass.)
159. Chris Potter
160. Michael Muhney
161. Seth Green
162. Nathan Fillion (I would love to get into my Cap'n's Tightpants.)
163. Alexis Denisof (Poncy, broody, Fred's bitch, doesn't matter. Hot.)
164. Jason Bateman
165. Jared Padalecki (He's around my age and cute. Odd.)
166. Wentworth Miller
167. Christian Kane (He's muscly.)
168. Bradley Cooper
169. David Anders
170. David Tennant
171. Dominic Howard
172. Russell Wong
173. Vincent D'Onofrio (He was just too gross in Men In Black.)
174. Cole Hauser
175. John Schneider (Hot as Bo, hot as Johnathan. Just hot.)

And that is my list. I think my hands are permanently cramped.